my random thoughts

Men, if you've got a little bit of a gut going on, I've got the solution for you that doesn't require exercise.  Get a boob job!  They totally distract from any little love handles.  Although in your case, in might not be a good thing...

Sushi mouth - when you shove too much food in your mouth but try to chew through it anyway.  Like when you put that sushi bite that's *just* too big in your mouth because you can't figure out any better way to eat it.

You are now dumber for reading this.
:)

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