Life Updates of a Larger Magnitude

Men, if you've got a little bit of a gut going on, I've got the solution for you that doesn't require exercise.  Get a boob job!  They totally distract from any little love handles.  Although in your case, in might not be a good thing... Sushi mouth - when you shove too much food in your mouth but try to chew through it anyway.  Like when you put that sushi bite that's *just* too big in your mouth because you can't figure out any better way to eat it. You are now dumber for reading this. :)

when your husband (boyfriend, significant other, etc) says, "i'm sorry you think i'm being mean to you."  someone please tell him that is not an apology, because he didn't believe me.  i translated as, "i'm sorry you're being an irrational woman and making me feel bad when i obviously didn't do anything wrong and you're over-reacting." men. addendum (the next day): I told him that apology would be like me spending $1,000 on something stupid and then saying, "I'm sorry you're mad that I bought this stupid thing."  I don't know if that's a good analogy, but whatever, he gets money.  We've moved on to other things now. :)