Killington 2007: Part 1
Let's start with Friday:
The plan was for Shakes to work until noon and be on the road by 12:15. The car would be packed and in working order by 11. All other errands accounted for and accomplished. That was the plan.
At 11, Matt realized the car battery was completely dead, and I realized I hadn't practiced my fiddle and would definitely not be bringing it into the danger zone of the Killington house. Fast forward till 12:45 and picture Shakes scarfing down Mac and Cheese while helping Matt throw stuff in the car and me walking around playing the fiddle. It was very Titanic-esque. :)
We arrived at the house around 5 with beer balls and Shmirnoff Ice aplenty, then proceeded to pop open some drinks, fire up the Yahtzee, and wait for everyone to arrive. Around 7, about 9 of us piled into Elaine's CRV and headed to the local pizza bar where we spent a nice time sitting in front of a fire with a brew and listening to live music. We brought the pizza back to the house just in time for Jello Shots and beirut, and away we go...
The inaugural round of survivor flip cup officially got underway around 9, which I believe is what led up to a dozen people piling into a "6 person" hot tub. At some point a group of 10 or so decided to head out to the bar, but not me. I stayed to watch Shakes (by then known as "Bang Bang Daddy") molest the Twister mat (see pictures). Goooooood times. I then decide the hot tub is calling MY name, and run across the snow and ice only to find that when twice as many people get in the hot tub, half the water vacates... Thus began The Search for The Hose, which resulted in a sump pump and 2 foot hose that in no way reached the hot tub. Never fear, I had a plan. A very drunken and misguided plan.
I grab Emily and two big bowls and begin The Filling of The Hot Tub A Bowlful At A Time. Needless to say it was slow going. And my bowl had a hole in it. And we never actually finished. And the next day we found the actual hose.
The rest of the party eventually stumbled back from the bar (I vaguely remember people lying in the snow) and comments start flying about seeing Nicole and Femino together reminding them of child porn. (well, she IS like 5 feet tall and 90 pounds. It's an uncanny resemblance.) Around 2 am the house is slowly dying down and I think "Self, there's a lot of people shivering on couches. You should find some blankets" I then proceed to walk in on many people having the sex, but it's ok. I knocked first and politely asked if they were naked and would mind covering up for a few minutes.
Oh yea, and Ned began wooing Art's sister, Monica, while trying to avoid the big brother radar. Which he managed... at least for that night...
Tune in tomorrow for the next increment of Killington 2007. :)
The plan was for Shakes to work until noon and be on the road by 12:15. The car would be packed and in working order by 11. All other errands accounted for and accomplished. That was the plan.
At 11, Matt realized the car battery was completely dead, and I realized I hadn't practiced my fiddle and would definitely not be bringing it into the danger zone of the Killington house. Fast forward till 12:45 and picture Shakes scarfing down Mac and Cheese while helping Matt throw stuff in the car and me walking around playing the fiddle. It was very Titanic-esque. :)
We arrived at the house around 5 with beer balls and Shmirnoff Ice aplenty, then proceeded to pop open some drinks, fire up the Yahtzee, and wait for everyone to arrive. Around 7, about 9 of us piled into Elaine's CRV and headed to the local pizza bar where we spent a nice time sitting in front of a fire with a brew and listening to live music. We brought the pizza back to the house just in time for Jello Shots and beirut, and away we go...
The inaugural round of survivor flip cup officially got underway around 9, which I believe is what led up to a dozen people piling into a "6 person" hot tub. At some point a group of 10 or so decided to head out to the bar, but not me. I stayed to watch Shakes (by then known as "Bang Bang Daddy") molest the Twister mat (see pictures). Goooooood times. I then decide the hot tub is calling MY name, and run across the snow and ice only to find that when twice as many people get in the hot tub, half the water vacates... Thus began The Search for The Hose, which resulted in a sump pump and 2 foot hose that in no way reached the hot tub. Never fear, I had a plan. A very drunken and misguided plan.
I grab Emily and two big bowls and begin The Filling of The Hot Tub A Bowlful At A Time. Needless to say it was slow going. And my bowl had a hole in it. And we never actually finished. And the next day we found the actual hose.
The rest of the party eventually stumbled back from the bar (I vaguely remember people lying in the snow) and comments start flying about seeing Nicole and Femino together reminding them of child porn. (well, she IS like 5 feet tall and 90 pounds. It's an uncanny resemblance.) Around 2 am the house is slowly dying down and I think "Self, there's a lot of people shivering on couches. You should find some blankets" I then proceed to walk in on many people having the sex, but it's ok. I knocked first and politely asked if they were naked and would mind covering up for a few minutes.
Oh yea, and Ned began wooing Art's sister, Monica, while trying to avoid the big brother radar. Which he managed... at least for that night...
Tune in tomorrow for the next increment of Killington 2007. :)
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